8/23/00

Softball: The Curse of Recessive Genes

Dear People,

I am writing you from world-famous Seattle, where I am now enduring the first Weschler family reunion since before the creation of our unaffiliated email organized athletic democracy. I am currently amongst all of my sibs, nieces, nephews and sundry in-laws, and in all candor, I can honestly say that these people are the most disturbing concentration of genetically linked dysfunctional nut-cases I have ever encountered. Therefore, there will be a game at Codornices this Sunday at 11AM, IF I get enough commits by this Friday morning….Raymond


8/25/00

Softball: The Strains of Avuncular Responsibility

Dear People,

There will be a game at Codornices on Sunday at 11AM (most likely followed by ultimate frisbee), and as of now there are still a few slots left. Please bring $2 for the field, which in light of my recent family reunion, includes, for this week only, my provocative post-game lecture on the vital role of pre-marital sterilization in a comprehensive program of long-term mental wellness…..Raymond

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