Softball: A Welcome Dip in our Potential Mean Age
Dear People,
My team staved off Chris Fure’s, 18-15, in one of those delightful paragons of organic renewal that practically guarantees that we as an aerobic collective will continue to evolve and thrive well into the 22nd century. I refer you, of course, to Ikran, Jen and Cynthia, whose communal debuts were a towering triumph of college-age youth, and to be sure, a major step forward in my ceaseless quest for transformative genderfication.
The buzz of our palpable athletic renaissance was seen in part by a countless array of breathtaking slides into second, including those of Will, Pace and Jen herself. Of course, I personally don’t ever slide, for as you all know, I have gorgeous yet curiously tender legs, and regardless, I find the very act of slidation both crass and distasteful. And therefore there will be a game at Codornices this Sunday at 11, IF I get enough commits by this Friday morning…Raymond
7/31/09
Softball: The Needs of Modern Life
Dear People,
There will be a game at Codornices this Sunday at 11, and as of now there are still three slots left.
Please bring $4 for the field, which for this week only includes either a complimentary post-game oil, lube and wheel alignment or an essential oil facial with natural papaya enzymes…Raymond 845-7552